If our bunny could talk....

Bunny For Hire

Hello! My name is Cody Moses.


But my family likes to call me "Bun-Bun".  It's embarrassing I know.


I have been a very naughty bunny.


I tried to scratch the baseboards off my owners' new house.

I chewed holes in the family's socks, jeans, and towels.

I spliced one of these wires with my pearly whites, so the family was without their home phone for a day or two. Then a few days later I spliced the other wire which took out their internet. You should have seen their reaction and their attempt to cope without their internet. Ba-ha-ha-ha. I know...I'm not quite repentant about that one yet.
 

If you want to get a rise out of the mama in this house, chew the "rumbles" off her rumble roller. She says those things really help work the knots out of her muscles, but to see the look on her face when she uses it on the sore spots, you would think she would have thanked me.
 
She wasn't too happy when I chewed the rubber coating off her dumbbells either.
 
Oh, and I tend to scratch the arm that feeds me.


I am a naughty bunny indeed. They say I need to apologize and make restitution.
 
So how does a bunny earn enough $ to pay for all the damage he has done?
 
My only redeeming virtues, it seems, are my charm and dashing good looks.
 
So I am offering my modeling services for your Easter photographs.

  I will work for socks, towels, jeans, CAT 5 cables, baseboards, rumble rollers, or dumbbells.
 
Here are a few of my vital modeling stats:
I have white fur with symmetrical black highlights.

I weigh 3 pounds, 14 ounces. The boy says I'm chunky, but I say I'm fluffy.  I am 15" long, but if I stretch out like this, I can add about 3" to my length which does wonders for my BMI. Please also note my cute and fluffy cotton tail.
 

I can stick out my tongue when I smile if you like. It's cute, isn't it?


PLEASE help me appease the people here!
 
Or they could leave me out here in this hutch during the ickiest, stickiest days of summer instead of inside their air-conditioned pad.
 

With much appreciation from a bunny who is trying to feel sorry for his sins.