This cat has it made. He lives the "purr"fect life.
He always wins by stirring up strife.
He knows how to get whatever he wants.
With furniture scratching and relentless taunts.
Each day he comes and goes as he pleases,
Every carnal desire he gladly seizes.
Whether exploring and playing with friends outside
Or taking long snoozes on the buffets inside,
He enjoys each moment without any stress,
While we work like slaves cleaning up his mess.
He pays no bills and never files taxes.
He misses no meals and simply relaxes.
When he visits his family at our homestead
He is massaged, groomed, cuddled, and fed.
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