Wednesday, October 21, 2015

Fall Outing

My two favorite guys enjoyed a fun camping adventure this past weekend with the Y-Guides for their fall outing.  They both came home bone tired, but from the looks of these pictures my husband took their "tent" wasn't too shabby.  It looks more like a nice house with HVAC and running water, but squeezing 48 people into one house had to make sleeping difficult, especially with all those men and boys who tend to snore. :-)

The boys got to visit with Old Blue Bessy, my last vehicle we sold to church and Y guides friends.  They have six kids, several of whom attend university in the mountains, so it's been a great vehicle for their family. 

 It was cold but beautiful this time without all the rain they had at their last weekend getaway with Y Guides.  Our son is into his third and last year (my husband's sixth).  The time goes by too fast.

Tuesday, October 20, 2015

Teaching and STEM Updates

One of the disadvantages of having a brain skewed to the left is the tendency to see the practical obstacles (everything that could possibly go wrong) with a new idea. My daughter and my husband don't see obstacles; they only see opportunities. So we balance each other out, and I have to make an effort everyday to NOT be a dream crusher.

So imagine my surprise when my husband and daughter looked at me like I had two heads when I told them I would be filling in for the band director at school. They only saw the obstacles. (I've never directed a band before; I dropped out of band in 11th grade, etc.) "Did you not consider what that would involve?" they asked. 


They doubted me, but I put my engineering and business management skills to work for me, and the band made great progress that week while the director was out.  I just had to choose leaders for each section (cross-functional teams), delegate authority to those with the best skills set (who can best conduct this band for me?), offer the right incentives (if you learn this new Mozart piece, we'll play "Happy" next), and make tool substitutions as necessary to minimize downtime.

Now where did that conductor's baton go?  Here's a coat hanger.  Use that instead. 




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My daughter doubts me in other ways, too.

Then when my daughter came into my classroom the other day to find me wearing an apron, she said, "You must be doing some sort of messy science experiment because you couldn't possibly be cooking." Teachers don't have time to teach and cook, don't ya know!


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I got to sub for a weight lifting class the last week of school before Fall Break, so I challenged the students in the class to one of our Mighty Mom weight workouts. Who thinks the athletes and/or jocks could keep up with the Mighty Moms? I lead by doing, so I knew it would be fun, but guess how many agreed to do my workout?  Not even one!

Maybe they didn't like having a female in the classroom messing up their mojo.  Maybe they didn't want me to guide them in full body training and injury prevention.   All I know is that I was not who they were expecting, and they motivated me to bust out a crazy number of pull-ups, plyo-push-ups, one-arm push-ups and a full body weight routine to boot.  

#‎teachertalkingsmack‬ ‪#‎weteachsowecanplay‬ ‪#‎onthejobtraining‬
 
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Arthur L. Schawlow (Professor of Physics at Stanford University, 1981 Nobel Prize in physics) wrote, "It seems to me that when confronted with the marvels of life and the universe, one must ask why and not just how. The only possible answers are religious. . . . I find a need for God in the universe and in my own life."

We all need God, but few are willing to admit it.
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 I encouraged all my students to watch the fourth blood moon of the current tetrad (significant in Jewish history - happening only eight times in the past 2000 years and will not happen again for 600 more years) which took place September 27-28.  It was much too cloudy to get a good view of the blood moon last night, but we did at least get to see it eclipse behind the clouds.

Then when I taught the science behind a total lunar eclipse at a rather formal Christian school and tried deliver a compelling Biblical analogy comparing the lunar eclipse to the darkening of the human heart that occurs when the things of this world come between you and the Son (the light of the world) so that you no longer reflect His light into the world's darkness... I accidentally started singing, "Total Eclipse of the Heart" (just that one title phrase, no mention of needing you tonight) before catching myself and apologizing for the impact the world's 80's music has had on your own heart.  Then a dear student said, "That's okay, Teacher my mom sang that same song too when we watched the eclipse on Sunday night, and I even know the singer's name. It's Bonnie Tyler."

Another teacher told me I should have given him extra credit!  LOL

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Since the Bible is divinely inspired and always relevant, each time we read the same passage, it takes on deeper meaning or provides new application for our lives as our circumstances change. It truly is like no other document anywhere. In the past, when I have gotten in a rut, usually due to my own lack of focus or effort, studying history has helped make it fresh again as I see how prophecies have unfolded exactly as foretold over time. Studying science has a similar effect as technology enables us to make discoveries deeper into the ocean, further into space, or down to tiny molecular levels only to realize that these same discoveries were described in the OT thousands of years before such mysteries could be fathomed, much less revealed. I dare any of my believing students who will be learning about some of these new discoveries for the first time over the next few classes to read Genesis, Psalms, Job, or Proverbs afterwards without seeing so much more there than you ever saw before. I pray you will be compelled to worship and love Him more.

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ANOTHER SOAPBOX RANT ON TEACHING:

I do not have a degree in elementary education, so I have not been taught by elite academia what my guiding principles should be in the classroom. Thus, I have adopted the following principles based on what I have studied on my own, observed, tested, and learned from God's word. I am stating them publicly here to hold me accountable. How do these ideas compare to what they say I "should" be doing?

THEME: Never expect more from students than you consistently give to them.

  1. If you expect students to love learning, be passionate about the subject, or enjoy your class, then you must love your students unconditionally, enjoy the subject you teach, and point to God's glory in all of it.
  2.  If you want students to grow in confidence and achievement, never belittle them, especially when they simply do not understand the way you teach. Be willing to teach the material in a different way.
  3. If you want them to believe that diversity is good, do not insist that they all conform to your one oddly shaped mold. Instead of "teaching to the middle" as they say, teach to individual students by incorporating different teaching methods that appeal to multiple learning styles, particularly the visual spatial, kinesthetic, social, or logical learners whose brilliance too often gets buried under the false perception a teacher gives when insisting that a child can't learn if he doesn't readily learn in the only way the teacher knows how to teach.
  4. Don't expect students to give their very best effort if you are too lazy to rewrite the same lesson plan you've used for the past 20 years. Continuously improve what you give them.
  5. Similarly, if you want your students to become avid readers, researchers, and independent thinkers, then make sure you regularly investigate and employ better curriculum and reinforcement options for your classes.
  6. If you want your students to be studious and to strive for continuous improvement, then pursue new skills and more knowledge and wisdom yourself through diligent study.
  7. If you want them to obey you cheerfully, make sure you do not punish them unjustly out of your own frustration or desperation while unwilling to consider the facts carefully or rationally.
  8. If you want them to care about you, then show them that you genuinely care about them.
Okay, so that sounds like way too much to ask of teachers who are underpaid, overworked, unfairly disrespected, and overwhelmed (which is why I only teach part-time. Ha!). It is one of the hardest jobs in the world to do well. So I'm all for anything that will increase the support teachers receive.
But clearly, no decent teacher goes into that profession for the money. It is a calling by God to nurture the hearts, souls, and minds of the next generation. So to those who love teachers, please respect and support them. But to those who teach, may we never underestimate the value of each and every soul in the classroom or the impact our words and actions could have on them for eternity, be it good or bad. Let us commit to give our very best. If I am ever unwilling or unable to uphold these principles, may the Lord remove me from that post, for it is better to cram too many students into a classroom filled with love from one dedicated teacher than to have only a few children in a classroom with a teacher who simply does not care.

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I truly have always thought teachers should be paid more for their long hours of toil, sweat, tears, heartache, and frustration as they equip the next generation, but as I've stepped into the classroom a little myself, I'm discovering that smiles like this one buy more happiness than money ever could. Who ever thought I, of all people, could love teaching so very much?












 I have also learned something rather surprising through this STEM class.  Students who other teachers think should be medicated to help them focus thrive in my classroom.  I use a different teaching style that is more geared for visual spatial learners whereas the traditional classroom targets audio sequential learners.  My approach is very open and interactive instead of lecture format.  Instead of absorbing information, students are discovering it for themselves.  It's mostly hands-on with lots of real life technological applications, so students can see how they will use this learning in
the future.  We learn by playing games.  For example, during the water microbiology class I'm teaching this week, 3rd through 5th graders are given several water samples from seven different sources.  By analyzing the microbes inside the water using a DIY microscope made out of $1.17 worth of household supplies, testing the pH of each sample, and measuring the turbidity, they get to guess which sample comes from each source, which forces them to use critical thinking skills and systematic problem solving in a detective style game.  I would have never guessed that any of these students had focusing issues based on what I see in my classroom.  

I do have one student who appears to have some sort of severe autism or asberger's syndrome who has never been in a classroom setting before in his life.  My class is his first, and he's almost 11.  I have no training in education, much less special ed, but I'm determined to reach him or at least let him know he's loved.  He was sweet to ask me during the 2nd class, "Did I do any better this time?"  Even though he tells me repeatedly that my class is boring - oh how it hurts to hear him say that - every other student tells me the opposite.  

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Hello, my name is "Mrs. ________", and I'm addicted to STEM projects. I know I need an intervention because my idea of a good time on a Friday night is building an early stage prototype of a human hovercraft that I hope my husband will help me build for my students to reinforce our lesson on air pressure. (Shhh! It's a surprise to them and will be a surprise to me if it actually works with human bodies on it instead of a cup!)

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A typical week of week of traveling all over to collect samples and supplies for my students may look something like this:
Collecting water samples at the creek after flooding rains

Collecting water samples at the lake at sunset was nice!

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"Let these words SINK into your ears: The Son of Man is about to be delivered into the hands of men.” (Luke 9:44) - Emphasis mine

For something to sink, it must be denser than the solution it displaces.
Density = mass/volume
So the massive content of what Jesus said in a volume of only 15 words made it exceedingly dense, especially compared to vacuous ears, simple minds, and fragile hearts into which it sank. No wonder His disciples could not understand it. Oh how those words must have sank swiftly with a thunderous swoosh....troubling their spirits.

What other word than "sink" could possibly convey the enormity of what Christ did for mankind compared to man's hopeless, empty, estate? Our greatest good work are like filthy rags in comparison, for no one can save himself. All glory to the One who is worthy and did the work for us. ‪#‎HowSTEMPeepsDoBibleStudy‬

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Even though I write my own lesson plans, labs, and presentations while drawing from numerous curricula and the internet, I have one student who insists he has already seen all these experiments before on YouTube. Unwilling to let boredom ruin his learning fun, I am determined to come up with something totally original. So I am writing this next unit on oceanography largely from scratch, making up my own experiments and drawing on my husband's encyclopedia brain and rich experience as an officer on a nuclear powered submarine for ideas. You know I am getting closer to something that kid has never seen before when my husband answers my questions with, "Sorry, but that's classified information", or "If I told you, I would have to ..." 

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The student I previously mentioned who challenged me to come up with totally original, fun lessons with cool experiments that were nowhere to be found on the internet...the kid whose zeal for fresh knowledge combined with my OCD kept me up past 4:30am many nights over the past week....well, that kid made it all worth it today when he gifted his teacher with some jewelry! Check out my new bracelet! Try to top that, Pandora and Tiffany & Co.

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My tutoring schedule continues to grow with four students in the same subject.  Praise the Lord.  That sure beats five students in four different subjects in years past.  I like this meme for them.  I'm tutoring the subject I taught last year, so it should be easy enough, but more students are struggling in this subject than any other because it is applied math requiring critical thinking and systematic problem solving and math applied to real life situations, not rote worksheets.  They have to learn to think in real world terms and stop trying to memorize algorithms for a test.  Therein lies my challenge and the entire reason I started the STEM program.  12th grade is much too late to start learning those skills.


 

School Stuff, Kid Quips, & Parental Ponderings

"Be careful little children what you hear." (Philippians 4:8)
 
While driving around town today with my 8-year-old in the backseat, I heard him muse, "I don't know how many times God has forgiven me because I can't count how many drops are in the ocean."
I'm assuming those thoughts were inspired by the song, "Drops in the Ocean" by Hawk Nelson. Music can be so powerful in the way it sticks in the memory and in the heart, erupting at the most unexpected times. While I have been comforted by recollections of psalms, hymns, and other spiritual songs (Colossians 3:16) over the years, too often I find myself humming, "Play that funky music, white boy!" or "I've Got the Power", for I did not discover contemporary Christian music until I was over twice his age.
 
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I gave up on nagging my kids to keep their rooms clean years ago....deciding that it was better for our relationship and my heart health if I just stay out and let them have that one area to the house to keep however they like. I was feeling proud of my control freak self for this progress until....
I asked the kids to collect water samples from a variety of sources (ponds, lakes, groundwater, rain run-off, etc.) for a water microbiology class I'm teaching, and one kid brought me a golden sample saying, "Look Mom, the water in this bottle is 4 years old! This is the water I took to golf camp when we lived on the golf course!"

How much money  we spend to move and store that water twice?
Thank you so much sweetheart for your contribution. I'll let you watch "Hoarders" again tonight.
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Why is it that whenever I place something new on the dinner table, the kids assume it is healthy & tastes terrible and then refuse to try it, but when I bring a new (to them) foul smelling substance into the science lab and warn the students not to eat it, they all sneak a bite? ‪#‎ReversePsychology‬ ‪#‎ForbiddenFruit‬

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When the rain and flooding caused us to cancel our fall break travel plans, the kids, with pouty lips drooping, lamented that the break would be too boring. But look how much excitement we've already had on day one! This early riser has a shiner. If you think he looks bad, you should see the ice that hit him at the skating rink.

 

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My daughter asked me to take her shopping at the fabric store for supplies for a gift she's making for her brother. I commented on dozens of designs I would like for myself as we perused the selections, but she replied, "Mom, I would gladly make one for you for Christmas, but I only have enough money for my brother, not you." Should I be proud of her for the way she loves her little brother or feel dissed?
  
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The kids had to clean all the van windows together to help them learn how to get along nicely and be patient with one another. Then just after one kid wiped the windshield nice and clean but before their dad could inspect their work, a bird pooped all over the glass. I guess the birdie thought they needed a little more practice

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So my daughter spent 7 hours today as an extra during the filming of a short (3-5 minute) movie. Exhausted, she lamented, "We shot the same scene over and over and over all day long." Now she has a better appreciation for what goes into making a movie. She's been reading books on script writing, laboring over the computer writing the script, teaching herself video editing software, recruiting actors and designing sets for a "movie" she wants to self-produce, so I wonder how today's experience will impact the length of her movie and her willingness to continue. Time will tell....but she sure has vision.




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And this guy knows how to recycle the Sunday comics.



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The third graders took a field trip to a working farm / public park near our previous house.  I've taken the kids there before, but it was like a brand new experience for our son since he's older now.   Here are a few pics from that rainy day (just like most days this month) in the mud.


 
 
 

Perceptions vs. Biblical Truth

Our perceptions sure can lie to us, can't they? How many times has someone misinterpreted your written word or misconstrued your actions? Perceptions are always skewed by bias and clouded by limited vision and finite minds, so we must guard against allowing perceptions to shape our beliefs.


Sadly, the American church is filled with seminary professors, church leaders, pastors, and lay people who fall into this trap all the time. To attract more followers (and sadly for some, to bring in more money to pay for Mrs. Meyer's many jets and all the multi-million dollar homes she buys for her children or to fund the Osteen's lavish empire), teachers will preach on the feel good scriptures while omitting the passages that are convicting or uncomfortable. By presenting half of the truth (ie, "You do not have because you do not ask") without the "in Jesus name' - or "according to His will" or without mentioning that those who follow Christ will be persecuted and suffer for righteousness (yes, suffering is promised while getting filthy rich and possessing magical healing powers and kegs of water from the fountain of youth are NOT - not in this life anyway, but get ready for the next for that's an entirely different story), they preach a false prosperity gospel that leads people astray. In this culture, perceptions often lead people to focus on the Bible verses that speak of God's love while rejecting those that speak of sin or His standard of holiness.

Christ followers are individually responsible for examining God's word for themselves so they can know their Lord's identity fully and distinguish between false teaching and the whole truth of God, just as the Bereans modeled so faithfully. We must be very skeptical of any teaching that comes from a leader who does not place himself or herself under LOTS of Biblical accountability or who tries to exert too much control, for such a leader will inevitably corrupt God's word.

Beth Moore described this alarming trend in the church so well when she wrote, "What we see, hear, and experience can be so glaringly persuasive that we end up scribbling invisible addendums and corrections all over Scripture. Like the half-man/half-goat in Greek mythology, our theology ends up in the shape of a mythical half-us/half-God. We create our own blend based on the parts of Scripture that match our perceptions. Fusion becomes the answer to our confusion."

And I would add that such fusion only compounds our confusion and results in delusion.
If any changes or white-out were needed for the divinely inspired (2 Peter 3:16), complete, authoritative, always relevant, perfect word of God, then God would not have inspired this final warning in the last chapter of Revelation:
“18 I warn everyone who hears the words of the prophecy of this book: if anyone adds to them, God will add to him the plagues described in this book, 19 and if anyone takes away from the words of the book of this prophecy, God will take away his share in the tree of life and in the holy city, which are described in this book. (Revelation 22:18-19)
Let us be discerning and faithful stewards of God's word, "wise as serpents and innocent as doves." (Matthew 10:16)



Gun Control

SOAPBOX RANT: Guns



While I'm proud to be married to a veteran who knows how to use a gun to save lives, I will admit that guns scare me. I'm so sensitive to violence that I can't watch PG..much less R movies or even regular TV shows without being haunted by violent images, so I avoid them all. Guns are dangerous in the wrong hands, especially in those of crazy folk who are filled with hatred and deadly intentions.
Ironically, the most devoted Christians who serve the Prince of Peace,who is perfect in both love and mercy, have been the target lately. Of course, the press will not call it a hate crime unless one who is a threat to society, hates Christians, and has terrorist connections and evil intents is targeted instead. The Bible warned us of these days, so we are not surprised or shaken by them. We know how this story ends.

I'm not nearly as afraid of guns, however, as I am of losing my freedoms to a corrupt power. I'm not as afraid of guns as I am of walking into a gun-free zone where one instantly becomes a sitting duck. And even there, in the firing zone, I am not all that afraid because I know without a doubt that after I die, I will go home to my Father in Heaven where there will be no more sorrow, sin, evil, corruption, pain, or need for guns.

I would welcome a world without guns as gladly as anyone, but as long as there is evil in the world, there will be murders of all kinds by any number of weapons. So until we have no evil, corruption, or sin in the world, gun possession (by guards or responsible individuals) has been proven time and again to be the only effective way to prevent a mass shooting. Killers have no interest in obeying gun restrictions, but they are very interested in making sure they destroy as many lives as possible before being shot themselves, so they enter churches, schools, and other GUN-FREE ZONES where they can get the most bang for their buck.

So, to the one who is paving the way to arm Iran with nuclear weapons, whose mishandling of gun transactions with terrorists resulted in the murder of four Americans at Benghazi, who ran guns to drug cartels in Mexico which were then used to kill more Americans, who relies upon armed guards to keep himself and his family safe, who invites to the White House a boy who brings something that looks just like a bomb into a school and who has questionable connections while refusing to acknowledge, much less welcome, the man who took multiple bullets to stop the Oregon shooter, who speaks lies every time he opens his mouth, and who lives as if he cares about no one but himself, give your gun control agenda a rest for a moment and try to show a little compassion for the lives lost and for the many severely wounded by a sick man whose fires of hatred have been fueled by the press you have manipulated and controlled to divide and weaken America.

 

Critter Update - October 2015

Sometime Orwell likes to cuddle with a stuffed dolphin when he naps. Other times he prefers to sleep by laying hands on his favorite family member.
You know that double digit days of rain and all the resulting sunlight deficiency have made you crazy when you entertain yourself by playing dress-up with your bunny. Next up: Hot pink claw polish. ‪#‎PrincessMuffin‬ ‪#‎doublechin‬



The next day, Muffin  modeled a white shirt with silver bling. She likes to sit up by herself, but you can see the shirt better when she gets a little help from her friends. ‪#‎TooMuchRainMakesMomInsane‬ ‪#‎FashionShow‬
Look, Mom, no hands!
 
When Orwell realized how many costumes Muffin had, he asked us to get him a Puss in Boots costume for Halloween.

Muffin continues to endure Orwell's brotherly affection and love.  Orwell must think Muffin is a cat.  Although considering how much Orwell eats Muffin's food, maybe Orwell thinks he's a rabbit!   ‪#‎TLC‬ #‎CuddlyCritters‬ ‪#‎KittyKisses‬

Everything I Need to Know about Life I Learned from the Family Cat (Part 1) 

  1. No matter how hard you try, you can't make someone (especially not a cat) love you.
  2. You can, however, get someone to tolerate you by giving them good food to eat (preferably no later than 6:31am every single morning) and by meeting practical needs first.
  3. You can't make a single tiny move in life without someone noticing, stiffening, then wiggling his/her rear end before pouncing on you for a big attack.
  4. No matter how clean, well-groomed, sweet, and adorable people (or cats) may be, they still have claws and sharp teeth they will be happy to show you the moment they feel threatened or whenever they are simply having an off day.
  5.  No matter how much trouble you may cause with your high maintenance ways, do something dumb and/or funny like chasing your tail, climbing walls to attack the moving shadows reflected on them, or randomly turn somersaults and log rolls for no apparent reason, and instantly all is forgiven and your fans will adore you once more (at least if you are a cat, that is).
The critters came in handy over Fall Break when I had enough house projects and lesson planning to keep me up until 4:30 am most nights and our travel plans got rained out. The two destinations we considered traveling two had 1000 year flooding, and we only had the one weekend free without commitments, so no traveling for us this year. While the kids' friends went on exotic vacations, they were stuck at home to entertain themselves.  Thankfully, with our daughter's imagination and two pets, they had lots of grand adventures.

After seeing so many awesome pics of friends on vacation, I considered how well we too were keeping up with the Joneses.  (Sarcasm here).

Okay, Jones families, I see your pictures from your exotic fall break vacations aboard cruise ships to foreign countries and your fancy trips to Disney and/or beautiful beaches where it hasn't rained once, and I raise you one rained out trip to the mountains, one rained out trip to the beach, and an elaborate bunny fort on the front lawn complete with air strip, Podracer, and custom-designed, hay filled cockpit for Mighty Muffin's galactic adventures...all constructed by kiddos 11 and under while Mom cleaned out the fridge and freezer. We do entertainment at it's finest right here, y'all.
‪#‎KeepinUpwiththeJoneses‬




When Muffin has a play date, Orwell be like:
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