Preacher Girl

This past week, our Right Brained Child (RBC) announced that she wants to be a preacher when she grows up. So, she got out her Bible and began preaching to her brother until he left. She begged him to come back and preach with her, but he replied, "You can preach, but I'm bored, so I'm going to play Legos."

Later that week, she decided to practice preaching at her brother's roller hockey practice.  So, she wore a shirt with Philippians 4:13 quoted on the back and brought a Bible with her to practice.  As her brother put on his equipment for class, she read Philippians chapter 4 to him and reminded him that he could do all things through Christ.

She eventually found a mount and pretended to preach.

She must have held a question and answer session this morning because I overheard her brother asking her questions.

Echo:  Can we pray that Satan will become a Christian?

RBC:  No, that isn't possible.

Echo:  Well...can we at least pray that Obama will become a Christian?

RBC:  I'm not sure if that is possible either.

Clearly, RBC needs to learn more Scripture before she becomes a preacher.  Perhaps she should being with these two verses:

"And so I tell you, every kind of sin and slander can be forgiven, but blasphemy against the Spirit will not be forgiven."  (Matthew 12:31)

"Jesus looked at them and said, 'With man this is impossible, but with God all things are possible.'" (Matthew 19:26)