Caption Contest

I posted this photo of me inside of a tornado simulator on Facebook when a slew of tornadoes devastated nearby areas.  A friend suggested that I use it for a photo caption contest.

So, please help me caption this photo.  If you don't have any suggestions, then please leave a comment with your vote.  I will add your suggestions to the list as you send them.  This contest is just for fun, but I might come up with a prize of some sort by the end of it.

Thanks for participating.

 
Caption Suggestions Submitted Thus Far:

1)  ‎"No!! I do NOT weigh 427 pounds!!"

2) "The new 'Barbie Mother Of Two' Mattel doll, shown above in her bubble-wrap packaging concept, was not well received at the toy show."

3) ‎"What? We're out of chocolate!?!?!" 

4) "I"m HOW old today?"